photoshoppedreality:

What do the permission slips for trips on the Magic School bus even say?

"Going into Ralphie’s blood stream, be sure to pack your child a lunch."

fakegaysluttyantics:

anyone concerning themselves with trying to prove that michael brown shoplifted from a convenience store believes that black people should be executed extrajudicially for petty theft

Here’s the thing, though: no one reporting on this case believes that black people should be executed for petty theft. Obviously that idea is unimaginably warped and wrong. But in such a high-profile case as this one, it is important to get all the facts. ALL of them. Everything is relevant so that the whole situation can be examined and so that we can learn from this awful incident and never repeat it again. Working to find the facts does not mean that you believe what happened was in any way right or just. So please, please do not be so quick to jump down the throats of people who are simply trying to understand what really happened. Their intentions are not nearly as malicious as you imply.

film meme: ten films [3/10] The Princess Bride
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troyesivan:

if you lose your phone in your blankets, its gone forever. accept it

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How I imagine it went down
  • C.S. Lewis: I made you a character in my book!
  • J.R.R. Tolkien: OMG me too!
  • Lewis: You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
  • Tolkien: ...
  • Lewis: Who am I?
  • Tolkien: A tree
  • Lewis: ............
  • Tolkien: But, like, a cool tree
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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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adamusprime:

did you know that “friends” stands for:

  • feebee
  • rachel
  • it’s joey
  • everyone is friends
  • nonica
  • dross
  • shandler

ohwhatabeautifulmooornin and i are in the same room and we are both on tumblr

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viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

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inspectorpervert:

jean valjean is at the baker’s. “how much for these buns?” jean valjean asks. “oh, it’s two for 6.01,” the baker says. jean valjean turns very pale

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