"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
all these kids on my dash bloggin about the PSATs
europeans on tumblr: “wë dô nöt håvë räcism iń êürœpë! amërïcå iš têrriblë!”
You must swear on this honors code IN CURSIVE that you will not talk about any of the test questions on the Internet.
why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us
we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:
“there are bees here lets leave immediately”
Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade
lemons are yellow I mean comon
look how suspicious that looks
when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set
good cop: it’s okay, just tell us what happened
bad cop: why the hell would you rob a bank? you’re an idiot. see u in court
dad cop: i’m not mad. just disappointed
the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
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