Posted 2 hours ago / 1,392 notes / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

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Posted 2 hours ago / 104,157 notes / Via: whats-in-a-blog

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

Posted 11 hours ago / 231,683 notes #calculus / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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Posted 11 hours ago / 145,496 notes / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

yes

Don’t break a writer’s heart and think ink won’t spill.

(Source: mingdliu)

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Posted 1 day ago / 280,813 notes / Via: ohwhatabeautifulmooornin

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

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Posted 1 day ago / 67,058 notes / Via: ladyarachne
  • salazar: hey everyone just wanted your opinion on something
  • helga: shoot
  • salazar: okay what if we get giant versions of our house symbols
  • rowena: what
  • salazar: like godric would have a giant lion chilling out somewhere and rowena would have a big canary
  • rowena: its an eagle
  • salazar: okay whatever
  • godric: i dont think uh
  • salazar: it cant be too hard to find a huge badger
  • godric: okay dude wtf no this is ridiculous absolutely no giant house symbols
  • salazar: oh um okay because i kind of uh
  • helga:
  • rowena:
  • godric:
  • salazar:
  • helga: what did you do
  • salazar: NOTHING
Posted 1 day ago / 443,269 notes / Via: sailintothemoonlight

humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”“What was your happiest moment with her?”“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

humansofnewyork:

“She said ‘I love you and I want to spend my life with you.’ Then ten days later, we sat in a diner, and she said ‘I don’t want to be with you anymore.”
“What was your happiest moment with her?”
“The happiest times were just little moments of exuberance. Like when she jumped on my back because something swam up against her in the ocean. Or when we danced in the kitchen when the pizza arrived”

Posted 1 day ago / 61,832 notes / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

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Posted 1 day ago / 28,585 notes / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

methhomework:

why do dora’s parents allow their 6 year old daughter to run around the forest in a crop top and play with wild animals

Posted 1 day ago / 142,410 notes / Via: ashellofamountain

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

Posted 1 day ago / 92,833 notes / Via: moonsongthemarauder
When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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Posted 2 days ago / 103,801 notes / Via: ladyarachne

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

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