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Posted 4 days ago / 163,953 notes / Via: ohwhatabeautifulmooornin

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

burngorgeous:

all these kids on my dash bloggin about the PSATs

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Posted 4 days ago / 4,465 notes #SHEA / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

 

 

(Source: pomeranian2)

Posted 5 days ago / 8,987 notes #basically / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

quietorgasm:

europeans on tumblr: “wë dô nöt håvë räcism iń êürœpë! amërïcå iš têrriblë!”

Posted 5 days ago / 7,342 notes / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

whyisitsolate:

You must swear on this honors code IN CURSIVE that you will not talk about any of the test questions on the Internet.

whyisitsolate:

You must swear on this honors code IN CURSIVE that you will not talk about any of the test questions on the Internet.

Posted 5 days ago / 255,330 notes / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold)

Posted 5 days ago / 238,346 notes #shea laugh at this / Via: helloyesthisisvictoria

officiallyhilarious:

Has anyone really questioned pink lemonade

lemons are yellow I mean comon 

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look how suspicious that looks

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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(Source: bauks)

Posted 5 days ago / 33,437 notes / Via: whats-in-a-blog

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

good cop: it’s okay, just tell us what happened
bad cop: why the hell would you rob a bank? you’re an idiot. see u in court
dad cop: i’m not mad. just disappointed

Posted 6 days ago / 4,489 notes / Via: thegrahamcracker

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Posted 1 week ago / 1,290 notes / Via: ohwhatabeautifulmooornin

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Posted 1 week ago / 13,373 notes / Via: ohwhatabeautifulmooornin

awesomephilia:

the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated

(Source: dutchster)

Posted 1 week ago / 67,284 notes / Via: thegrahamcracker

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.


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